Recap of Episode 3: Bimbo Down! Bimbo Down!

Look kids, stop it. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Nah. It's still fricking hilarious.

Tonight's episode starts with Shirtless Sean still looking for the love of his life while doing his workout. Yeah, that's right, Sean Lowe, Mr. Good Guy, Mr. Family Values himself. Strutting around like Sawyer in Lost. Sorry Sean, but you're no Josh Holloway. You're not even Matthew McConaughy. And we're supposed to believe this is the same guy that we saw in the first episode who was kinda prudish...too good for "50 Shades of Grey" girl? Seems like you're having a little too much fun now...you're not as judgmental.

Recap of Episode 2: The 3 K-Girls

After the slaughter of last week, the 19 girls remaining have already fallen in love with Sean Lowe and have been locked into the mansion. Chris Harrison, who must have a key, appears to tell the girls that the last man on earth is the most sincere Bachelor they've ever had on the show. He is sure Sean will be getting down on one knee when this whole thing is through. He also has a date card, which makes the girls howl with excitement.