Recap of Episode 3: Bimbo Down! Bimbo Down!

Look kids, stop it. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Nah. It's still fricking hilarious.

Tonight's episode starts with Shirtless Sean still looking for the love of his life while doing his workout. Yeah, that's right, Sean Lowe, Mr. Good Guy, Mr. Family Values himself. Strutting around like Sawyer in Lost. Sorry Sean, but you're no Josh Holloway. You're not even Matthew McConaughy. And we're supposed to believe this is the same guy that we saw in the first episode who was kinda prudish...too good for "50 Shades of Grey" girl? Seems like you're having a little too much fun now...you're not as judgmental.

Recap of Episode 1: "What's in My Cleavage?" OR "Mom, Don't Be Mad"

I like reading spoilers. Yes, I know who Sean will end up proposing to at the end of his,...what do they call it? Oh yeah,... journey. Sure, there's a part of me that takes a bit of pleasure from knowing something that other people don't. But mostly I want to watch the show or see the movie to see if the spoilers were right. And you can read all the spoilers you want but it just doesn't compare to seeing it all play out. That's where this whole ABC vs Reality Steve thing is totally ridiculous. People who take the time to browse the internet to read spoilers are diehard fans...they will watch the show no matter what. They are just not going to read spoilers INSTEAD of watching the show. They have seen the endless commercials promoting the season. The commercials are repetitive. They want to find out more. Spoilers get people all jacked up waiting for the show to air....it's almost like a form of advertising, so if anything, Reality Steve should be on ABC's payroll for providing promotional services. Here's a case in point - Lindsay Yenter and Ashley Palenkas. You'll see what I mean...