Now arriving on Pier 1...The Nautilus, with your Captain Arisa Cox.
Here's the first look at the new design. Let's just say it beats the shit out of a wall of a thousand birdhouses. The teases started last night. I got anxious, so I made this:
Luckily, this morning they complied. I think I nailed it. It really does look like Dr. Evil's underground lair. You have to wonder what the houseguests thought when they saw this.
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| The entrance is incredible. It almost dares you. Shall we??? |
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| The front doors...from the inside. |
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| Down we go. You can see the basic layout has not changed. |
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| But WOWWEE, now that's a reno!!! Those are some big gear chains. |
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| Thank God they reno-ed the Kitchen. |
The houseguests receive incoming transmissions from Arisa here. Very cool.
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| Central Meeting/Living Room. |
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| Backyard...unchanged except for gargantuan geer mobiles. |
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| The hot tub. Cleaned and disinfected. |
If Marsha's in here, she must be trippin right now.
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| The Twilight Zone hallway to the DR....Marsha, are you there? Marsha? Maybe those gears and wheels... |
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| HoH Room. Or Captain Nemo's quarters. Take your pick, but this is where all the action will go down (nudge, nudge) |
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| The HoH bathroom. |
Good to see they reupholstered those cushions...
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| Engine room. Steam room? No it's the main bathroom. |
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| Hallway into the bathroom. Don't touch the pipes. |
This makes me want to sing, "Under the Sea"
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| The main bedroom. |
And finally, there is this thing. The Vault. Let the rumours commence.
